General Bum

General Bum may appear to be a general, but he, most unfortunately, is not. He is, in fact, a hobo who found a general costume in a Dumpster outside an abandoned halloween store which was supposed to be opened year-round but closed the December after it opened. He goes around, lying to other P.i.P.i, telling them that he is a general. He enjoies going into libraries and shouting, "This message, I approve!" in order to disrupt readers.

Quotes
"This mes-sage, I ap-prove!"